You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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