I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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