Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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