The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
this must be what syphilis tastes like
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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