I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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