apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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