I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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