what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I am one with the molecules
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Randomize