It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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