Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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