Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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