You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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