I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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