i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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