You surviving the open bar?
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I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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