I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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