I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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