ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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