If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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