try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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