He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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