it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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