I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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