I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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