just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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