Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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