Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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