either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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