Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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