I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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