whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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