so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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