In the future we'll all be gay
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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