i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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