Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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