I cockslap morals
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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