I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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