Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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