Do vagina's smell?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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