No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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