i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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