So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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