Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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