How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
