i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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