There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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