You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just gift wrapped bread.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I know her cup size but not her name....
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