Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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