I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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