just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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