I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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