The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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