its not stalking. its research.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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