We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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