Dual....:-)
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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