theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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