If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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